Ten Reasons Why Tim Cook Should Give His Fortune to Me
Apple bigwig, Tim Cook, is giving away $700 million dollars. Here are ten reasons why he should give it to me. 1. I won’t have to beg people on Patreon. 2. I could probably make at least 200 million...
View ArticleYour Fratoscope: July 15, 2018
If your birthday is this week: The good news about your poorly attended birthday celebration is that you get to eat all the cake yourself! Aries: You’ll discover that Stop, Drop and Roll doesn’t work...
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